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Month: June 2025

The Magic Show Problem: Why Your Private Equity Returns May Feel Like an Illusion

October 15, 2026June 18, 2025 by Marius A. Holzer, CFA, CAIA, CIPM
The Magic Show Problem: Why Your Private Equity Returns May Feel Like an Illusion

A street magician turned $20 into $100 for my son. A private equity fund’s headline IRR performs a similar trick. The numbers to ask for instead.

Categories Private Markets

What My Local Pizzeria Taught Me About Private Equity’s Biggest Myth

October 15, 2026June 10, 2025 by Marius A. Holzer, CFA, CAIA, CIPM
What My Local Pizzeria Taught Me About Private Equity's Biggest Myth

Our favorite pizzeria lost its magic once it got famous. Most top-performing fund managers do too. Why past rankings are a poor guide to picking the next winner.

Categories Private Markets

Your “Unprecedented Times” Aren’t That Unprecedented – Timeless Strategies for Navigating Uncertainty

October 15, 2026June 3, 2025 by Marius A. Holzer, CFA, CAIA, CIPM
Timeless Strategies for Navigating Uncertainty

Merchants faced pirates and farmers planted without forecasts. Uncertainty isn’t new; our illusion of control is. Old habits for an unknowable future.

Categories Risk & Security

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