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My Newest Colleague Is A Lobster
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My Newest Colleague Is a Lobster — And It Monitors 197 Funds Before Breakfast

What building an AI analyst from scratch taught me about the future of investing It was 1:47 AM on a Tuesday, and I was arguing with a lobster. Not a…
Posted by Marius A. Holzer, CFA, CAIA, CIPM March 25, 2026
What My Local Pizzeria Taught Me About Private Equity's Biggest Myth
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What My Local Pizzeria Taught Me About Private Equity’s Biggest Myth

Our family’s Friday ritual was pizza at El Grotto, a tiny place where the pizzaiolo knew our order before we sat down. ​Then came the glowing newspaper reviews. Lines snaked out the…
Posted by Marius A. Holzer, CFA, CAIA, CIPM June 10, 2025
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